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Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really wantbeautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, listening, asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions: "I love a clean house!" or "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." Now this is porn that will leave women begging for more!

Paperback: 96 pages

Publisher: Chronicle Books (April 5, 2007)

Language: English

ISBN-10: 0811855511

ISBN-13: 978-0811855518

Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.5 x 6 inches

Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (156 customer reviews)

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For those who are offended or annoyed by this book, grow up and get a clue... and a sense of humor while you're at it.The simple fact of the matter is that women are still getting the raw end of the deal in most households. We still do more of the housework, more of the childcare, and unlike our grandmothers we work full time too. If anything, we want guys to take on more of the housework than at any other time in history.I'm not even thirty yet. Between my husband and I, I have the higher sex drive. I'm not from some clueless generation that is stuck in some backward time warp where all women care about is the house and where women never get off. I'm also a feminist. But I still end up doing over 90% of the housework, errands, and childcare. My husband isn't dumb or blatantly sexist, just clueless, a bit lazy and unobservant. As a result, he doesn't even know what kind of milk we drink or notice when something needs to be done around the house. I love him, but he's been slow to realize how good he has it.I'm not alone in this. Most guys my age fit the man-child stereotype to some degree or another and as a result most partnered women my age are doing more than their fair share around the house. So, does the idea of a good looking guy in nice-fitting jeans doing housework, making me tea, asking about my day, and offering me a no-pressure, guilt-free foot rub turn me on? You bet. Why? Because the simple fact of the matter is that women's brains are actually different from men's. Unlike the male brain, the female brain doesn't automatically stop thinking about everything but sex during sex. Guys need to learn this. You want your girlfriend or wife to be in the mood more often? You want her to be nicer? happier? more likely to keep you around? Do your own laundry.

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